From the category archives:

Dump Him

Dear Romeo,

You told me you were 36 years old at the bar when we met. Today on our first “real date” you said you were 41. Not only did you lie… but you forgot your original story! Why should I trust you?? What else are you going to lie about? Why even lie about your age? [...]

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Dear Romeo,

Dear Romeo, I know that ours is a hopeless case. Yet my heart still holds on to something I cannot even begin to understand. I have loved you almost all my life, I had already stopped counting the years because the more I do the more it becomes impossible. I want to spend the rest [...]

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Dear Romeo,

I’m forgetting you. Sincerely, Juliet.

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Dear Romeo,

i am filled with anger and hatred for the first time in 7 years. you gave me that same look i was given 7 years ago, a look that asked if i was crazy, if i’d gone out of my mind– i was, and i had. i lost every part of myself that i knew. [...]

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Dear Romeo,

if it were not for your “oral abilities”, I would have acted upon my desire long ago to punch you in the mouth every time I see you. to be clear i am not speaking to your clear diction nor your vocabulary. selfishly- yours

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Dear Romeo,

I’m sorry you were such a coward. I’m even sorrier that I blamed myself for your bad behavior. Over it in Hollywood

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